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Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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One time somebody threw up in my office and everyone just fucking exploded with vomit. I know the feeling.

#1 - On 06/29/2014 at 9:34am by Jghaugland

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You should have told her The Ugly Barnacle story. She might have made the connection then.

Or ask her what she had to eat. She might say "some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...".

#4 - On 06/29/2014 at 9:37am by Welshite

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