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Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year old woman, to tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45053) - you deserved it (8042)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by keelah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Time to bring out the belt

#2 - On 06/27/2014 at 11:10pm by mastamouse

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That's horrible. I'm sorry OP! He needs to learn respect. Hopefully, He isn't such an ass when he gets older!

#1 - On 06/27/2014 at 11:09pm by purplebabytacos1

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