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Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41329) - you deserved it (3756)

On 06/20/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by Alex (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

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Your parents seem really open minded. Your dad seems funny as well. Just be happy you're alive!

#2 - On 06/20/2014 at 11:38pm by EverestMelting

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Well hopefully it had no consequences for you.

#1 - On 06/20/2014 at 11:36pm by damn_all

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