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Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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On 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm - kids - by bastards (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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Since you aren't getting paid I would tell the parents how he acted and tell them how much of a brat he is. You might as well enjoy something from this.

#7 - On 06/05/2014 at 5:41pm by rocker_chick105

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He acts like a brat since parents always take his side. My advice never baby sit for them again and spread the word around so they can't get another sitter.

#8 - On 06/05/2014 at 5:43pm by Gremlinek

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