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Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40480) - you deserved it (4914)

On 05/31/2014 at 2:40am - kids - by moomanjohnny - United States (California)

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It's not your fault OP, that kid's mom should find a better place to hide her vibrator

#1 - On 05/31/2014 at 6:39am by FireDragonV

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Hey mummy! Wanna play buzz lightyear with me!?

#2 - On 05/31/2014 at 6:40am by FMLkoala

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