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Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

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On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Those kids are going places.

#2 - On 05/28/2014 at 5:39pm by sirsquab

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At least you've taught them to listen closely.

#1 - On 05/28/2014 at 5:38pm by Rosebudx

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