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Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37946) - you deserved it (5046)

On 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm - kids - by jessicab72 - United States (Ohio)

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Time to give her THE grounding of the year.

#5 - On 05/16/2014 at 2:58am by stevothedevo

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Sounds like your daughter still needs a babysitter. I hope next time you send her to stay with a friend or relative.

#2 - On 05/16/2014 at 2:56am by isisorchid

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