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Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44546) - you deserved it (8529)

On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Take away his computer then. At least make it boring for him

#2 - On 05/06/2014 at 7:20pm by drbobbz

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Better than bullying, I guess o.o

#1 - On 05/06/2014 at 7:19pm by flurpiee

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