Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
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Not a geography major
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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Bruvophobia
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
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Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Jimin causing drama time!
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
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jew_lala 11
Haha dumbass!
Stazza11 27
Nice to know you think your daughter is an idiot OP, obviously you didn't spend some quality time with her teaching her the basics. So shame on you.
AlaskanG 27
#34, why did you put that as a response to #1?
ineedagooduser 12
#39 - Thread jacking.
RedPillSucks 31
@34 perhaps she should pay more attention in school. That's not OPs fault.
zen1979 16
Regardless, op should definately keep the child-safety covers on all the electricity outlets in the house for a few more years. Just to be safe.
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
The circumference of a circle is located where?
Lomus 24
Talking of idiots #60, where were you when they taught the word "Definitely"?
zen1979 16
Autocorrect. It's a curse lol. Idiot seems a bit harsh tho, anger issues? Waging a war on spelling errors where ever they may rear their ugly head?
Marley_000 14
She probably just learned about the commonwealth and didn't bother to listen to the details.
kaablam 17
So you're telling me autocorrect changed definitely to definately? I don't believe you! And even if that were the case, it means that you have spelled it improperly more times than not.
StaySmexy 18
You spelled that wrong
MyFamilyIsInsane 12
This is why people think Americans are stupid. #swag #yolo #cray
PotterHead_DH 26
#2 I liked your unedited comment. You know, without the hashtags. Shame. I'll get a shovel too.
DrownedMyFish 18
Idiots are not exclusive to America.
DraconicFeline 31
No, but you have to admit, they are commonly found here.
XxNightwingxX 21
Of course that's true, but Canadian's and several European countries' citizens stereotype about Americans is that we aren't that bright. It does mostly have to do with the average person's poor geography skills, especially among Europeans. I've ask around.
xx000o 27
There's lots of them here as well.
Lomus 24
#115 Wait, what? Half of America has never even left their state, and have the Geography skills of a six-year-old.
miss_mercy 15
Where do you get the statistic that "Half of Americans have never left their state?" Because that definitely sounds true.
keirissleepy 10
i blame public schooling
Hiimhaileypotter 52
#122 - Way to pull statistics out of your ass, lol.
RoyalBeast16 7
Have her grades not been reflecting that fact? I mean idiot isn't the word.
kozzard 17
Grades don't reflect how much you know about the subject, just how well you can parrot back what the teacher said on the tests. I saw so many fellow students repeat without understanding
killinpoptarts 9
@#22 finally!!! Someone get this person a medal and throw them a parade! I hate when people compare grades to intellect. Thank you for finally saying it.
cjlerch 29
Finally someone who gets that! Grades and intellect are not the same. A while back, I had a classmate with straight A's ask if China was in Europe. They just show how well the students can remember what the teacher says.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Exactly. I know some people that are book smart, but they don't have ANY common sense; which is, in a way, almost more important than getting good grades.
SamSwebb 24
Oh wow. Well at least they are kind of connected through the commonwealth(?) :/
iLike2Teabag 27
Yeah, except there's this tiny pond called the Atlantic separating the two countries.
Earths_Venus 25
Learning to deal with failure while she's young will help her grow up humble.
Redoxx_fml 22
Don't know much about history. Don't know much geometry. Don't know much about science books. Don't know much about the French I took.
bfsd42 20
All I do know is I love you. And I know that if you love me too, what a wonderful world this would be.
PotterHead_DH 26
Maybe she confused it with British Columbia.
NotR3ddy 20
Still doesn't explain why she said geometry.
XxFikzlovexX 19
Or the fact that there is place called London in Canada too
bleeping 5
And both part of the commonwealth.
yeti37 16
Every village needs one...
Earths_Venus 25
As long as she's not the village bike...
DEATHSNIGHTMARE 16
Or Village Mattress.
vlalam 24
Well, u reproduced but please don't let her do the same mistake.. Do ur part to help the make the world a better place to live ;P
fivetimeslonger 24
Use real words!
glabberfasted 16
You saved all of 4 letters by typing those stupid shortcuts. What was the point of that?
rocker_chick23 27
Using text talk doesn't make you intelligent at all.
RedDevel96 5
He did unless you missed the part about the map
WackyTaco99 6
good bless america
jakeydudey 13
I liked this because your spelling mistake made it look witty.