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Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well that kid definitely deserves a raise in his allowance!

#1 - On 04/19/2014 at 7:19am by frank_b102

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Well that's one way for the church to market Jesus to kids. Also 3 days to respawn like in video games.

#2 - On 04/19/2014 at 7:20am by 91hayek

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