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Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

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On 04/14/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by tinytiny1124 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

#3 - On 04/14/2014 at 4:18pm by kAPISH

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Get a dog.

#5 - On 04/14/2014 at 4:21pm by SmokinGuns

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