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Today, I have pink eye. Four weeks ago I had scabies. I'm an elementary school teacher, and I'm apparently under attack from biological weapons: my students. FML

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Why are parents sending their kids to school with this shit????

#7 - On 04/02/2014 at 4:14am by equitationbound

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I think you should shower now twice everyday and get all kinds of vaccines

#1 - On 04/02/2014 at 4:08am by saraitkddh

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