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Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 7:09pm - kids - by Drizztreri - United States (Missouri)

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Nah she was looking at you as if she was to stupid to be your mom.

#1 - On 03/05/2014 at 5:36am by warsun

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After getting shot in the leg with one of those while wearing thin sweatpants, I friggen wish they just shot air

#4 - On 03/05/2014 at 5:40am by WCARlover

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