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Today, I was babysitting my 4-year-old cousin. She scraped her knee, and in an attempt to cheer her up, I put a refrigerator box over my head and waddled around like a penguin. She stopped crying, but only after I fell down a flight of tile stairs. FML

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Hello! I'm the OP. Just to confirm, I didn't get any major injuries (just a bruised butt!) Also,
-didn't put box on the cousin because she's too short, so she wouldn't be able to walk in it
-didn't realize the stairs because when the box was on, I couldn't see, so I seemed to have lost my sense of perception

Anyway, thanks for all the "hope your not hurt"-ish comments! ♡

#29 - On 03/02/2014 at 10:04am by hbbbs

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The things we go through to cheer up a child..

#33 - On 03/02/2014 at 10:41am by Llama_Face89

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