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Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembled a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42821) - you deserved it (5436)

On 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm - kids - by hot sweet.... not (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

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Wow. What a dick.

#1 - On 02/23/2014 at 7:20pm by jaylaufers

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The kid is going places.. Not college but places.

#6 - On 02/23/2014 at 7:21pm by shredder8838

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