hot sweet.... not
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Renfrew, United Kingdom
Richard
Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with Play-Doh and made a sculpture that looked like a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML
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jaylaufers 13
Wow. What a dick.
shredder8838 10
The kid is going places.. Not college but places.
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jaylaufers 13
Wow. What a dick.
xenoxidos 7
the puns begin
JMichael 25
He made a **** out of doh!
Arthurie 30
14 - Am I missing the joke/pun here, or are you just restating the FML?
ptoka 20
It's a reference to Family Guy... Swedish bakers making a cake out of dough in the episode it sounds like "Pater, you made a **** out of dooo"
ptoka 20
Other than that, anyone read #1s comment and immediately think of a "that's what she said" situation?
random_cashmere 25
I moderated this!
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
I know right? After reading this I don't want anyone to **** to me. I'm chode-ally embarrassed for this generation.
alphabetta 23
You're trying too hard, 51.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
I know... I was running on less than an hour of sleep.
StarWolf111 21
Kids these days...
Paco_el_Taco 17
More like the wrong dick.
speakersboom 19
wut?
Paco_el_Taco 17
#2 decided to edit his comment after i made mine. His original comment was "talk about getting off on the wrong foot".
jazzy_123 20
56, haha #2 wrote that on 2 other fml posts x)
ipman737 18
Wow what a dick move
Steve95401 49
But was it erect or flaccid?
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
How would an 8-year-old know what a boner looks like. Then again, he did know what a dick was...
beaverteaser 16
did you **** block his play doh
the_zero_article 15
????? What would that even imply?
Fuaaad1994 31
Where do you think play-doh comes from?! Looks like you haven't learnt about the birds and the bees, #10
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Well it would be more disturbing if he was a girl
ironmany_fml 23
why would it be more disturbing?
shredder8838 10
The kid is going places.. Not college but places.
AFCCT 7
You're the man
PrinterKing 13
Somebody stole your comment and put it on the FML about the girls brother playing the chant game
iiMichy 19
That comment has be used many more places than just fml. They didn't just make it up on the spot. That's like saying someone stole the "That's what she said" comment, it's just called being unoriginal.
Kamon97 23
His parents need to get his priorities straight >.>
cyanidesandwich 21
Should've replied with "Is that the name of a Superhero?"
shaww 28
I'm afraid he would whip out his penis if OP said that
Gittoh 21
kids and dicks are two things you do not want to see together, awkward
seacadet 18
that's because you're not here on my Friday nights. oh!
olpally 32
Ahhh, the irony is hilarious. You knew it, downplayed it, and he still said what it was and then insulted you. Lol. That sucks op