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Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48902) - you deserved it (4871)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

#2 - On 12/22/2013 at 12:55pm by rg350dx

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Probably sacrificing her to Satan.

#3 - On 12/22/2013 at 12:55pm by Missjazzy123

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