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Today, my 13-year-old daughter excitedly told me about a new diet she read about online. Apparently, the diet entirely consists of bottled water and a mixture of food coloring. The food coloring "takes care of all that vitamin and mineral stuff." My daughter is an idiot. FML

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On 12/09/2013 at 12:52am - kids - by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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She'll figure it out when she's starving.

#1 - On 12/09/2013 at 7:53am by Harpy20

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I don't think your daughter should worry about her weight at this age..

#2 - On 12/09/2013 at 7:54am by aforbiddendance

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