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Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44510) - you deserved it (3334)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:20am - kids - by spooked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Why are kids on FML so damn insane?!

#2 - On 11/22/2013 at 6:11am by rocker_chick105

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they just say stuff like that to see your reaction. make sure to answer her truthfully. tell her it's hurtful and upsetting to be told that. she just needs to learn.

#1 - On 11/22/2013 at 6:08am by ffffffffck

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