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Today, I was in a public restroom when my almost-2-year-old figured out how to open the door and run out. Half-a-dozen strangers watched me scramble to pull up my pants and moon everyone before running after her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41446) - you deserved it (3901)

On 11/07/2013 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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I think in this case people will understand. I was leashed as a child to prevent my running off.

#2 - On 11/07/2013 at 12:40pm by Welshite

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Hope you have a nice butt

#6 - On 11/07/2013 at 12:44pm by rockne93

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