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Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37575) - you deserved it (3911)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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I guess she can't use you as a reference.

#1 - On 10/27/2013 at 9:28pm by rgri

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What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.

#7 - On 10/27/2013 at 9:32pm by TwistedCherub1

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