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Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Jane M (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Ho ho ho hail satan motherfucker

#1 - On 10/25/2013 at 11:33pm by yoimtrollin

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Wait... Santa is going to hell? So, she thinks Santa is real? There's the first sign she's a wacko.

Uhh... I mean... SANTA IS REAL, FML KIDS.

#3 - On 10/25/2013 at 11:35pm by Nyx

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