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Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)

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I find it odd that the mother didn't verify what you would come as if she knew her kid hated clowns. Usually the costume of the entertainer is discussed beforehand.

#5 - On 10/09/2013 at 3:17am by Harpy20

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hey money is money! There is not much of a difference between a clown and a princess regardless of gender at your age. ;-)

#1 - On 10/09/2013 at 3:14am by MrsDruidess

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