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Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

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Your last sentence sums it up perfectly

#1 - On 10/02/2013 at 4:23am by Wakachulak

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Well then, I guess it's time to crack out the Ben & Jerry's, braid each other's hair, and watch Bridget Jones' Diary all night long.

#5 - On 10/02/2013 at 4:30am by Baustigt

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