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Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37798) - you deserved it (3580)

On 10/01/2013 at 2:43pm - kids - by HGTV (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Make that bitch put up new wallpaper.

#2 - On 10/01/2013 at 6:03pm by TheCaramelKing

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Not gunna lie I would be all over that shit. Dots are always just asking for petals.

#3 - On 10/01/2013 at 6:03pm by PandaSmile

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