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Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

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He sucks at parenting.

#2 - On 09/22/2013 at 5:01pm by Gearden

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Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are whores then.

#4 - On 09/22/2013 at 5:01pm by happyforever

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