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Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wants to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML


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On 09/07/2013 at 6:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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No, that's just a ruse, the clever girl! She's really planning a surprise birthday party for you!

Which I just ruined...

#1 - On 09/08/2013 at 2:51am by DocBastard

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So you thought she wanted to do something today for your birthday even though your birthday is tomorrow? Maybe you should wait a day before deciding how f'd your life is

#2 - On 09/08/2013 at 2:52am by fmlallthetyme

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