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Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42683) - you deserved it (3633)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:51pm - kids - by JealousBratMuch - Canada (Alberta)

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Maybe you should help her by officially removing her head from her ass.

#4 - On 07/26/2013 at 2:40am by AbstraktThoughts

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What a bitch.

#1 - On 07/26/2013 at 2:39am by Zack6849

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