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Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55368) - you deserved it (2898)

On 07/20/2013 at 2:31am - kids - by Happyunlucky (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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FYL, Sorry your sister had to steal your moment :(

#2 - On 07/20/2013 at 10:23am by jezmonster7

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When you announce the first baby kick, your sister will announce her failed attempt of getting pregnant, and your family will soothe her and ask you to make her tea and massage her feet. Your POOR sister.

#7 - On 07/20/2013 at 10:26am by NoorFML

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