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Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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On 07/12/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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That is so gross. I feel sorry for everyone else who was in the pool FTLs

#2 - On 07/12/2013 at 11:01pm by Norja

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Caddyshack!! DOODY!!

#1 - On 07/12/2013 at 11:01pm by olpally

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