Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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JustAnotherKid4U 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
dinosxxrawr 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
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Comments (131)
JustAnotherKid4U 5
At least hes making an effort to learn!
mikailanicole98 11
I hope Ken feels the same way..
BaselxD 8
where else to learn anyways xD
hemz_fml 13
Just imagine how he feels
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Next FML: "Today, I was practicing eating out of a girl by using one of my sister's Barbie dolls. My mom walked in. FML"
archnarquibquib 21
#114- OP is male...
dinosxxrawr 22
hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.
LissaMccracken 23
I should hope that'd be obvious...
ShyAnn29 14
23, sadly, you never know these days!
margojill 13
Maybe it was one of those life size Barbies?
emilyjgraham 34
Hopefully he knows real vaginas don't look like a mound of skin and nothing else!!
LeFrogDog 27
*takes notes
BromineAddict 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well wait 2 years get him a hooker & tell her to teach him everything.
xlord 27
*Looks at #3's picture. PLEASE USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX.
fischerxx 10
Cotton Hill. That's who.
Doritozilla 20
Why does this remind me of Adam Sandler!?!
pokemonchick14 12
Uhh, I honestly have no idea. Anybody else?
GoodLookingGeese 10
"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?"
StanSmith2013 26
Gotta start somewhere...right? Hopefully he doesn't have a doll fetish.
carnage45567 10
Practice makes perfect
Madzobrk 3
hey, he is just curious. im sure his future girlfriend will appreciate the effort
SkyGuy32 17
Well I think the solution for curiosity about that is ****. Not licking a Barbie doll's crotch.
emilyjgraham 34
**** is rather unrealistic most of the time so no, don't use it to learn! I know a barbie isn't real or anything but that's better than ****!
Axel5238 29
To be fair if you take **** with a grain of salt and use some common sense it can be good as a teaching experience. Too many guys try to replicate everything they see and it doesn't work.
spekledworf 18
Give him one of those cream filled chocolate eggs and tell him to lick the filling out. I think he's better off learning that way
illegalbeagle69 23
Or a pudding cup with no spoon..
jessBeAqueen 13
lmao #8 thats a first for me. I now feel the urge to runnout and get one of those eggs
summer_2k13 8
Practice makes perfect
DocBastard 38
Wait wait wait, Barbie isn't "anatomically correct"! What the hell was he licking? I feel sorry for the first girl he actually tries it on. He's going to be shocked when he sees all the different parts.
Sinistra_Blue 12
"Why do you have a hole in there? Is that a birth defect?"
buddy51 23
Giggity!!!
ShakeDisPlace 10
Don't worry #11 I gave you a thumbs up! haha
illegalbeagle69 23
Don't worry, I made sure you had the same amount of thumbs down..