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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by The fuck, junior? (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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At least hes making an effort to learn!

#1 - On 07/05/2013 at 11:06pm by JustAnotherKid4U

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hopefully he knows real girls won't be that tiny.

#2 - On 07/05/2013 at 11:07pm by dinosxxrawr

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