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Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML

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She has passion for something that's not drugs or sex. Be proud.

#2 - On 06/25/2013 at 2:51am by DerrickJames

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You had one job as a parent OP...
Keep her off the pole. And you just couldn't do that, now could you?

#5 - On 06/25/2013 at 2:52am by rg350dx

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