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Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42625) - you deserved it (4535)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:12pm - kids - by I fathered a pussy. (man) - United States (Florida)

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E-thugging backfired bigtime

#1 - On 06/14/2013 at 11:26pm by arre2006

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Your username gives this FML justice.

#3 - On 06/14/2013 at 11:30pm by chanellgymnast

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