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Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49311) - you deserved it (4938)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

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That kid is an evil genius.

#1 - On 06/12/2013 at 10:14am by rg350dx

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Seems like a great excuse to leave him there and have a quiet night!

#4 - On 06/12/2013 at 10:17am by fareith

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