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Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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On 05/25/2013 at 12:37am - kids - by Laurel (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At this point, it doesn't really matter what I say, everything is going to get downthumbed anyway.

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Gorgonzola!

#15 - On 05/25/2013 at 6:16am by Pleonasm

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Did the class ask are you his mother or his Farter?

#14 - On 05/25/2013 at 6:11am by tygerarmy

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