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Today, at the store, I noticed a girl eyeing a chocolate bunny. Her mom refused to buy it, saying they didn't have enough money. She started crying, so I decided to make her day and offered to buy it for her. Her mom reacted by slapping me across the face and calling me a "pedo." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46199) - you deserved it (7971)

On 04/05/2013 at 8:13pm - kids - by easteryegg (man) - United States (New York)

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Why're complete douche bags becoming parents?!

#1 - On 04/05/2013 at 11:17pm by stevenJB

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Oh my god, some people don't know what being kind, and considerate is.

#2 - On 04/05/2013 at 11:17pm by 5sonic

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