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Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32623) - you deserved it (7262)

On 04/01/2013 at 12:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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Better tell them about Santa so they leave you and go after their parents.

#1 - On 04/01/2013 at 5:01pm by Cheeley

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"No, kids, you see, the Easter Bunny told me he wasn't going to be able to make it and I should help. Why? Uh, well, his mom got hit by a car... NO! WAIT! STOP CRYING! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

#9 - On 04/01/2013 at 5:07pm by waltjrimmer

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