bear
Sydney, Australia
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
arghgffhdfg
Sydney, Australia
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
Anonymous
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Angie
South Africa
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LostSoul
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
:(
Hilton Head Island, United States
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Judgemental much?
Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.
abhi95 31
Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!
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xxmollyxx 25
Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.
lilhellian 27
I wouldn't be surprised if she would want to pick her..
hannaaaahr 33
Well, nothing says: 'you will be missed' like: 'you a stupid ho'!
Success4444 12
I wonder if Nikki Minaj will play her own music at her own funeral? Weird question, I know, but do music artists ever so that?
lolmigosh 15
Actually believe it or not there are a few songs by her such as 'Save Me' 'Marilyn Monroe' 'Young Forever' and a few others that could be somewhat appropriate for a funeral or something similar. That's my opinion anyways, you guys can look them up and decide for yourselves.
alexgray 7
Nicki minaj is never appropriate for anything
lexi365 20
"Can you hear that super bass!"
Life_is_FML 22
Problem solved OP! Nicki Minaj isn't music!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
In my opinion the decision on whether she would be funeral appropriate music would be decided by whether or not that was what the deceased listened to. I mean funerals and memorials are supposed to be about honoring the person who has died, therefore I feel it would be inappropriate to play any music the deceased would not have listened to themselves. If they wouldn't want to hear it while alive, they wouldn't want to hear it at their funeral.
lolmigosh 15
Everyone is quick to say that she is the worst thing to come to music but she does have a few songs that I would not consider horrible. I'm not saying she's a good musician but not all of her songs are terrible, contrary to popular belief.
teotsi 28
At least it's not "Another one bites the dust". I think the relatives would be kinda angry.
abhi95 31
Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!
teddy4nyy 13
To life*
shadowsorel 15
Starships... Were meant to DIIIIIIIE!
maxmex13 7
The girl is smart...the dead person will come back to life to turn off the music.
LovesSushi 25
Just switch the music when you get there.
brenkite 5
Or... Kill her!
dasquezar 3
Well, hopefully you've taught her enough morals that she knows that music wouldn't be appropriate for a funeral... unless the deceased also REALLY liked Nicki Minaj
fischerxx 10
Even if the deceased liked nicki it still wouldn't be appropriate for the grieving.
tsent8 15
If the deceased really liked Nikki Minaj she probably died of chronic teen girl syndrome. Ctgs victims often experience the uncontrollable urge to post pictures of the same thing In 52 different filters they have also been known to bitch about how bad their life is much to the disappointment of others. The deceased is in a better place now.
redreynard 14
I recommend "Dance," by Big Sean and Nicki Minaj. The bereaved will thank you.
CobraLazerFace 21
No, they'll just start decomposing in thier coffins right then and there.
yoursucklives 36
If she was picked, because she knew the deceased person very well, i'm sure she will find the right music. You can still ask her what her ideas are and give her tips.
eksyneet 23
has Minaj made your daughter dumb enough to completely forget that there's other music out there, more appropriate for a funeral? if no, you have nothing to worry about. if yes, I'm sorry but you failed as a parent.
KingReppin956 15
She never said that her daughter picked Nicki already, but shes scared she will
calipilot227 16
Never underestimate stupid people
melkymac101 17
Nicki Minaj is a wonderful singer/rapper. Don't judge by what you hear
DontThumbMeDown 8
She's quit terrible actually. Her and the rest of YMCMB are contributing to the murder of hip-hop
ajeppsen 25
So you're telling me "You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe" Is wonderful? How the hell is she even alive when all she rape about is money while rappers that actually rapped about real life (2pac & Biggie) are dead? WTF assassins?
eksyneet 23
#108, although I agree with your point, I must point out that verbs "to rape" and "to rap" carry dramatically different meanings.
ajeppsen 25
#108 Oh my god I just barely noticed that! Stupid mini keyboard.
nightwindelf 1
@114 - Generally, yes. "Rap" and "rape" typically have to dramatically different meanings. But I think in the case of Minaj, the two words can carry a similar definition. For example, "When Nicki Minaj raps, she rapes my ears"
pacmanman 15
This seems more like a F the deceased's life! Or death for that matter. Help her realize that there is Better music for this situation.
HowieDoIt 21
Between Nicki Minaj and Nickelback, I'm surprised I haven't keeled over from overexposure to pure crap. If she uses that music for the funeral, odds are you'll be dealing with a sudden epidemic.
A7XCamaro 19
Nickelback used to be good, but then they more or less sold out. I still would never compare the two as equally bad.
s15c 9
49- Who mentioned the Black Keys? And yeah, they're a step up from utter garbage. Are they good/fantastic? Depends on your opinion.
olpally 33
How come she gets to choose the music? Good lord, don't let her choose that! People will end up in the hospital after listening to that woman.
bamagrl410 31
I've never heard of someone being "selected" to choose music for a funeral. Especially a young child. Usually whoever is taking care of the arrangements picks something, and if they don't have anything in mind the funeral home offers suggestions.