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Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39019) - you deserved it (4856)

On 03/23/2013 at 7:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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I think these kids may have watched Home Alone one too many times...

#6 - On 03/24/2013 at 4:57am by GrinchFu1

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Nothing worse than stepping on Legos. Why not strategically place Lego to get them back?

#2 - On 03/24/2013 at 4:53am by lautturi

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