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Today, I advised my daughter to not drink a Coke before bed. She smiled at me and reassured me that it could be balanced out with sleeping pills. I'm raising a future drug addict. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (6802)

On 03/17/2013 at 6:25am - kids - by hejdixjeln - United States (Illinois)

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Hence the word "Raising" Meaning, you should still be able to teach her and help her understand.

#1 - On 03/17/2013 at 2:16pm by DefiningDivine

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So what you're saying is..
*puts on sunglasses*
That's not the only Coke in her future.
...that was terrible, I know.

#6 - On 03/17/2013 at 2:18pm by NessieMonster188

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