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Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36537) - you deserved it (4109)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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How did OP end up with theses kids?
Expired condoms?

#4 - On 02/18/2013 at 6:07am by Alleged_Cranium

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I am assuming these are your children... so why the hell would you let their FATHER dictate a "policy" that could potentially poison them? You need to assert yourself more, especially on matters of safety, for your children's sake if not your own.

#1 - On 02/18/2013 at 6:04am by spaboolly

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