Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML

by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids

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  • How did OP end up with theses kids?
    Expired condoms?

    #4 - On 02/18/2013 at 6:07am by Alleged_Cranium

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  • I am assuming these are your children... so why the hell would you let their FATHER dictate a "policy" that could potentially poison them? You need to assert yourself more, especially on matters of safety, for your children's sake if not your own.

    #1 - On 02/18/2013 at 6:04am by spaboolly

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