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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. It's okay, I know who the father is: my ex-boyfriend, who moved to Japan last week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27862) - you deserved it (8247)

On 02/11/2013 at 1:17pm - kids - by juno_op (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Some how he figured it out before you did and he got the heck out of dodge!

#2 - On 02/11/2013 at 5:02pm by SaintT

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I hope for your baby's sake that you two broke up on good terms, and that it wasn't a really rough split. If you choose to have your baby your ex can still help you provide for him/her, it just won't be as simple since he's in another country. Good luck, OP. Definitely a tough situation.

#8 - On 02/11/2013 at 5:05pm by kyleekay

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