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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 12:33pm - kids - by fatbabysyndrome (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You should tell your idiot boyfriend that pretty much ALL babies are fat.

Besides, he should be watching the baby's tushy jiggle. It's much cuter than the chin.

Yes, I said "tushy". Yes, I have kids.

#1 - On 12/18/2012 at 4:28pm by DocBastard

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And later you guys can watch his/her chin jiggle while she competes on the biggest loser.

#5 - On 12/18/2012 at 4:30pm by celiiceegee

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