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Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 2:15am - kids - by n1a1t1h1a1n1 (man) - United States (California)

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That is just awful!!!

Of course I don't belive in him cause I'm a Jew but let the kid have his childhood! He will find out sooner or later.

#1 - On 12/11/2012 at 5:52am by Corrupt_waffles

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Spoiler alert.

#3 - On 12/11/2012 at 5:54am by raiganator

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