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Today, I was playing with my four year old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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On 11/24/2012 at 8:59am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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Just chase him with it and pretend it's a shark that wants to eat him. Then grab him and tickle him mercilessly. I'm sure after that he'd wish he'd said it was a whale.

#2 - On 11/24/2012 at 12:58pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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At least he didn't call you a whale, and then throw the toy at you.

#6 - On 11/24/2012 at 1:01pm by watermelon1

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