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Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML

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On 11/23/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by RyanJarmanForPresident (woman) - United States

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*insert are you fucking kidding me meme*

#1 - On 11/23/2012 at 9:55am by Crlnprz

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Oh god. What a moron.

#2 - On 11/23/2012 at 9:56am by randomthing

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