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Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

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On 11/21/2012 at 9:03am - kids - by AHole (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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At least you admit it.

#2 - On 11/21/2012 at 1:18pm by unhappybitch

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