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Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML


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On 11/17/2012 at 7:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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So much for doing something nice.

#1 - On 11/18/2012 at 4:20am by Nbrandwine

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I'm sorry you had to deal with that, OP. It's not your responsibility to parent him. And it sounds like your parents aren't very dedicated to the task either.

#3 - On 11/18/2012 at 4:20am by spaboolly

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