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Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML


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On 11/13/2012 at 5:00am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

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What a good age to experiment! The good ole days!!!!

#1 - On 11/13/2012 at 10:03am by iseyixes

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I'd say that's very creative. Would you prefer them to isolate themselves in their rooms with their faces buried in technology?
Just teach them to clean up after themselves.
Family bonding along with building work ethics.

#7 - On 11/13/2012 at 10:05am by NoorFML

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