Kids: Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 10:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML

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Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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iseyixes 18

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:03

What a good age to experiment! The good ole days!!!!

The1CalledGOAT 11

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:04

so, you are upset that you missed all the greasing up action?

Comments

Mopmob02 18

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:20

Well aren't they adventurous, next time they should try making a slip and slid. Wooden floors aren't the best but they sure get the job done!

chellytiger 12

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:23

I don't know exactly how to rate this. I mean what exactly is he deserving and his life only sucks because he's the working age instead of the greasing up and sliding age.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:33

Indoor Slip and Slide!

cpucooler 4

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:42

Have you got any grease, woman? Well then, grease me up!

suboy 10

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:45

Slippery situation. There i said it. Lol

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:48

Actually olive oil and lemon is heathy for your floors as a natural polish. Butter? No.

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:56

Yeah it's all fun and games until somebody loses a nipple.... But the real question here is did it work?

cptmorgan6 8

Tuesday 13 November 2012 18:27

The thought of losing a nipple....ughhh damn you for saying that!

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 13 November 2012 19:52

Well imagine nipple less it would not be cool man.

mykelinva 4

Tuesday 13 November 2012 17:03

Damn I'm getting old. The first thought that went through my mind was, "Those joints in the hardwood must be smooth and tight. Wish mine were like that..." :-)