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Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20465) - you deserved it (1612)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I can see a horror movie in the making.

#2 - On 11/08/2012 at 10:10am by unholyhalfbreed

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At least your kids will always have someone to play with! Unless of course one of your children absorbs the other.

#4 - On 11/08/2012 at 10:11am by heyguysitsjosh

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